The Taffywood A-Z Blockbuster List

Fuzzy logic: film titles are listed under their original first letter, even if this has been changed by our Welshification.
Hey, it made sense at the time. Why not suggest your own Welsh classic here? Please note, all films carry a Llanfair PG rating.

A Contributor / Guilty Party
A Beautiful Mine (or A Bute-iful Mind) Huwey Dubs (and Sarah Bailey)
A Bridgend Too Far Michael Vaughan-Owen
A Cowbridge Too Far Julia Davies, Llandough
A Splottwork Orange John Tucker, Big Little City
A Cock And Ynysbwl Story Jude
A Farewell To Arms Park
Johnny Utah
A Fishguard Rhondda
J Utah / Jupiter Jones
A Hard Cathays Night Mark, Bejewelled, Cardiff
A Hard Dai's Night Colin Ricketts, The 'Diff
Ammanford All Seasons
Ally, Dundee
A Man For All Saesons
Pregethwr, Lundain
A Mumbles in the Bronx Ally, Dundee
A Room With A Pugh  
A Shotton The Dark
A Street-cardiff Named Desire H. Wealleans (Big Little City)
A Tywyn Called Alice Keith Rossiter, Llanfairwilmslow
A View From A Bridgend Nadine Beaton (Big Little City)
A View To A Rhyl Owain Jones
About A Boyo @ThomHodkinson
Absolute Gower  
The Adamsdown Family Anon., Big Little City Cardiff
South Walian Vs Predator Dan Nichols
Porthcawl The President's Men Michael, London
All Quiet On The Western Mail Front Page  
All's Well That Taff's Well Chris, Pentyrch
All That Milford Haven Allows Joe S., Newcastle
Chippy Alley McBeal Anon., Big Little City Cardiff
Gabalfaville (Alphaville, Dir. Godard, 1965) Anon., Big Little City Cardiff
Americanton Psycho N Shaw, Barry
Bangor Management Ali, Cardiff
Taff's Well That Ends Well Dan, the 'Diff
An American In Powys
Simon, Cardiff
Apocalypse Now In A Minute
Rhod Thomas
Austin Powys
An American Werewolf In Llandough
An American Werewolf in Powys Rob, Lampeter
Tramorfa-ly Big Adventure
Dan Nichols, Cardiff
Penarthur 2: On The Rocks  
As You Likes It
Nicola Davies, Aberdare
Dan N. / Chris, Cardiff
Taffatar Julian Hall, Barry
The Bangor Meinhof Complex
Ally, Dundee
Cwmbach To The Future
Plwm Bob, Caerdiff (sic)
Brackla To The Future
Jupiter Jones
Bad Boyos II
Bad Day At Black Rock Sands Rob, Lampeter
Bad Day At Blackwood
Dan, Cardiff
Bangor Dangerous
Dav, Aukland
Battleship Pontyclun
Marc, Cardiff
Be Coal
Behind Ewenny Lines
Being John Machynlleth
David Taylor, Cardiff
Being By There
Marc Brosnan, Pembs
Ben Hirwaun
Jonboy, The 'Diff
Bend It Like Brecon
Caff, Aberdare Aberdare
The Caerphilly Hillbillies
Big Fishguard
Big Trouble In Little Caerau
Bill & Ted's Llantrisant Adventure
Dan N
Blackwood Dahlia Nix, Cardiff
Billy The Kidwelly Michael, London
Black Hawk Da Iawn Math Fitt, Barry
Black Hawk Southerndown Ali
Black Swansea Niki, Dafydd and Marc
The Blair Whitchurch Project Ali
Bleddyn Saddles Keith Rossiter, Wilmslow
Blood Dai Muns Marc Brosnan, Pembs
Splott On The Landscape Rachel Kilby
The Book Of Ely Fernley Pine (Vivian & Nikki too)
Bonnie and Clydach Nix
Born On The Borth Of July  
Born On The Fourth Of Trelai Christian
Boyos Don't Cry Dav Bra, Bradiff
Max Boyce N The Hood  
Brecon at Tiffanys Marko, Sydney
The Breakfast Clwb Jupiter Jones
The Bedwas Club Alan Bound, Manchester
St Brides of Frankenstein Anon., Big Little City Cardiff
Bridge Over The River Wye  
Bridgend Over The River Dai  
Trowbridge Over The River Kwai Marc Brosnan, Pembs
The Bridges of Monmouthsire County Tom Marshall
Bridget Jones: The Edge of Resolven Jonboy
Bridgend Jones' Diary C Williams, Big Little City Cardiff
Canton Rock Steve Dixon, Big Little City Cardiff
Bryn It On Dav, Cardiff
Broke Black Mountain  
Brokeback Mountain Ash  
Pembroke Back Mountain  
Blaina-Risca Social Club Dan Nichols
Ynysybwl Durham Blakeley
Bulletproof Monkash Dan Nichols
Butty Blue Simon, Cardiff
Bwlch Cassidy & The Sundance Kidwelly Claire P.
Porthcawl Of The Wild Mark "Gooba" Francisko, Cyprus
Cynonball Run Richard Thomas, Exeter
Carleon's Way Dave Riley
Carrie(ad) Glyn Goll, Caerdydd
Carry On Penrhyceiber Dan Nichols
Carew On Camping Marc Brosnan
Barry On Regardless Julia, Llandough
Barry On Up The Khyber Johnny Utah
Casabrackla Rebecca Healan
Canton A Hot Tin Roof Dan Nichols
Cwtch Me If You Can Dan Nichols
Cwtch Me If You Canton Daniel P, RHOOOOSE
City of Bargoed N Shaw, Barry
St Clears And Present Danger Ali
Cat On A Hot Tin Rhoose Eluned, Rhoose
Canton A Hot Tin Roath Hywel Griffith
Cat On A Splott Tin Roof Angela, Cardiff
The Catcher in The Wye Lia, Big Little City Cardiff
The Catcher in Trelai Anon., Big Little City Cardiff
Chitty Chitty Bangor Bangor  
Citizen Vincent Kane  
Mold Mountain G, Radyr
Cool Hand Look You Keith Laughrne, Maesteg
Coal Hand Luke Johnny Utah
Cogan's Bluff Anon., Big Little City Cardiff
Valleys Commando Gavin Williams
Cynon The Barbarian Dan Nichols
Conway Air Ali (code name: Raven)
Brecon Air Matt B., Chicago
Cwtch in Creigau, Hidden Dragon Hannah Fitt, Barry
Crocodile Tondu Mel Willis, Cardiff
Cwtch-22 Simon
Crimson Tidy Julian Hall, Barry
Dances With Wool Anon., Big Little City Cardiff
Dai Of The Dead Christian
The Bach Knight Ceri with a 'C', Swansea
Dai Another Day  
Dai Hard  
Dai-liverence Leon, Boh Land
The Dai Vinci Coed Christian
The Dai After Tomorrow  
The Dai Of The Jackal Vivian, Wiltshire
Days Of Rhondda Christian / Johnny Utah
The Day Pentyrch Stood Still David Taylor
The Bay Of The Triffids  
Da Iawn of The Dead Sarah Harries, Llanelli
Dead Men Don't Vote Plaid Mark Dickenson, Barry
Heath In The Afternoon Anon., Big Little City Cardiff
Debbie Does Dinas Jimbo of Taff Wars infamy
Debbie Does Dowlais Richard, Cardiff
Sheep Throat Jimbo again
Deconstructing Barry G Ripp
The Cardiff Devils' Rejects Stealth Pirate
Dial 'M' For Merthyr Nick Smith, Brixton
Dial M4 Murder  
Dai'Muns Are Forever Julian Hall, Barry
Dirty Barry Sam Dunn
Do The Rhyl Thing  
Doc Holyhead  
Down and Out in Powys and Llandudno Anon., Big Little City Cardiff
Dr Grangelove Marc Brosnan, Pembrokeshire
Gog Soldiers Adz, Swansea
Don't Look Bach Anon., Big Little City Cardiff
Driving Maes Daisy Marc Brosnan, Pembrokeshire
Draethen Miss Daisy Dan Nichols, Cardiff
Butt, Where To Is My Car? Jay, Big Little City Cardiff
Butt, Where's Me Cardiff? Christian
E.T.: Extra Treharris-trial Leon
8 Pyle David 'The Power' Taylor
East Of Ely Christian
Easy Rhyadder (or Easy Radyr) Nix
Blackwood Scissorhands Dan Nichols, Cardiff
End of Dais Julian Hall, Barry
Bridgend Of Days Richard Thomas, Exeter
Ewenny At The Gate Marc Brosnan, Pembrokeshire
Escape From Newport Christian
Eternal Sunshine Of The Splottless Mind Karl
Dai's Wide Shut Christian
The Evans Family Christian
Every Which Way But Rhoose Coris
Far From The Maindy Crowd Anon., Big Little City Cardiff
Farewell, Llandovery Dan Nichols
Cyfarther Of The Bride Christian
Fast Times At Rumney High Christian
The Fellow Sheep Of The Ring  
Fight Clwb Kath
Fist Of The Nos Da Dav, Aukland
A Fist Full Of Dowlais Marc Brosnan, Pembs
Taff Gordon  
Flatblaenaus Johnny Utah
The Flintshire-stones Johnny Utah
Foot-Rhoose Christian
For A Few Dollars Ogmore Ali
For Your Dais Only Gareth, Danescourt
Treforest Gump Christian
Fforestfach Gump Pottybeaver, Penylan
The Porth Protocol Julian Hall, Barry
Leek-y Friday  
From Usk Till Dawn Huwey Dubs, Caerdydd
From By 'Ere To Eternity Hef, Cascade
From Risca With Love Mandie Merlin, Cardiff
Whose Coat's This Full Metal Jacket Rhod T.
The Full Ponty Holly T. / Caff
The Gangs Of Newport  
The Girl Who Played With Llanfair Ian, Splott
Gogzilla Gareth Vaughan-Owen
The Golden Malpas Jupiter Jones
Moldfinger Jupiter Jones
Coalfinger Dav Bra
Glengarry Glendwyr  
The God-Cyfartha Christian
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwll-llantysiliogogogone With The Wind  
Good Rhyl Hunting Ally, Dundee
The Good, The Bad & The Rudry Dan
The Goodwick, The Bard & The Buckley Marc Brosnan
Treorchy Park John Davies, Cardiff
Glwdiator Jan, Cardiff
The Good Dai Young Kimmo Muttonen, Cardiff
Gone Wilfa Wind Marc Brosnan
Garn With The Wind Jeremy Arter, Over by Here(ford)
The Grapes Of Roath  
The Greatest Show On Urdd  
The Greatest Story Evan Told Mark Dickenson, Barry
Green Pyle G, Radyr
The Green Llanilltern Tony Lloyd, Rhiwbina (Cardiff)
The Green Mumbles Mile Major Q, Lincoln
Grizzly Adamsdown Dan
Guess Who's Coming To Dinas  
The Gurnos Navarone Marc Brosnan
Hamburger Rhyl Tom P, London
Llansamlet, Prince of Penmark  
Hancoch Simon, Cardiff
Happy Gilfach G, Radyr
The Harlech They Come Leon West, Lansdown Park
The Harder They Cwm  
Harry Splotter Delyth Pearsau, Big Little City
Barry Potter And....  
...The Half 'n' Half Prince Ella Barker, Big Little City
...The Deathly Willows Marc Brosnan, Pembs
...The Denbigh Hallows Melinda, Coventry :-(
...The Philosopher's Michaelstone Ali
...The Prisoner Of Abergavenny Laura, NP
...The Prisoner Of Abersychan Dave, Orlando
He's Just Not That Into Ewes Dan Nichols, "Still at it!"
Hefin Can Wait G, Radyr
Pwllhelliraiser Matt B., Chicago
Hideous Cyncoed Gareth, Danescourt
Thornhills Have Eyes Ringo
Holyhead Wives Sian, Cardiff / Christian
Huwdini Keith Rossiter, Llanfairwilmslow
Haverfordwest Was Won Christian
Flat Holm Alone Dan Nichols, Cardiff
The House That Jack Builth  
Splott Fuzz Nix
The House On Haunted Thornhill Anon., Big Little City Cardiff
How Green Was Myfanwy  
How The Westra Was Won Anon., Big Little City Cardiff
How To Lose A Guy In Tenby Days David Taylor
Huckleberry Bryn Mark Dickenson, Barry
The Hurt Loughor Rob, Lampeter
Dai Robot Mark Dickenson, Barry
I, Talbot Johnny Utah
I, Robutt Julian Hall, Barry
I Am Bridgend Ringo, The 'Diff
Llandudno What You Did Last Summer Ali
I Know What Huw Did Last Summer  
In The Valley Of Ely  
Independence Dai  
In Diana Jones In The Cardiff Arms Park DT
In The Name Of Cyfartha Christian
Lyndsey Anna Jones & The Ram Raiders Of Splott Park  
Invasion Of Llanboidy Snatchers Marc Brosnan
It's A Gwlad, Gwlad, Gwlad, Gwlad World Dan Nichols
Jesus Of Narbeth Jupiter Jones
Journey To The Centre Of Penarth Leon West
Journey To The Centre Of The Urdd Christian
Journey To The Centre Of The Heath Eric Bye, Sully (ex-Canton)
Caerau-Ty Kid Arthur Rittick, Neath
Cefn Onn Barry Go Large Keith Rossiter, LlanfairwilmslowPG
Kill Rhyl Ali
Kardiffornia Ed Nicholas
King of Newport Bradley Woods, Big Little City
Cyncoed Kong Cletus
The King An' Dai Graham Muschialli, Bridgend
Kingdom of Bevan Julian Hall, Barry
Kiss Kiss, Bangor Bangor Johnny Utah
Bala Bamba Matt B., Chicago
Killay Confidential Katie, Cardiff
Llandaff Hope and Glory Hoope Anon., Roath
The Llandaff Time Forgot Dan
Whitland That Time Forgot Nix
Last Exit To Brackla Christian
Last Tango In Powys  
Last Quango In Powys  
The Last King of Splottland Matt in Cardiff, braa
The Last Shumai Mark "Gooba" Francisko, Cyprus
Caerleon The Pig Farmer  
Llay Yr Cake  
Llyn Girls Jupiter Jones
Lawrence of Aberoer  
The Legend of Bangor Vance Ally, Dundee
Lethal Brecon Mark "Gooba" Francisko, Cyprus
The Life of Dai Anon., Big Little City suggestion
Carleon, The Witch & The Wardrobe Harsh Brown
Live And Let Dai  
Cogan's Run Marc, Cardiff
Look Bach in Anger Simon / Dan
Look Back in Bangor Colin Ricketts, Cardiff
Look You Now Back in Anger Mark Dickenson, Barry
Taibach in Anger Little Jo, Cardiff
Look Rhoose Talking Ali
Look You Now Who's Talking Marc Brosnan
The Laugharne Goodbye Marc Brosnan
The Longest Dai Julian Hall, Barry
Lord of The Rhigos Kujeetah
Lloyd of The Rings Sonjohn, Waston-zuper-mair
JPR Tolkein's Lord of The Rings Nick Smith, Brixton
The Lost Boyos  
Lost In Trawsfynnedd Rebecca Healan, Cardiff
Loving Ewe, starring Elvis Preseli John Loaring
Mad Max Boyce Hef
The Magic Bute Nix, Cardiff
The Magnificent Severn  
The Magnificent Seven Sisters Les Collier, Llandough
Llantwit Major Barbara K. Sands O'Connor, Buffalo NY
The Maesteg Falcon N Shaw, Barry
The Man With Two Brains SAs G, Radyr
Manhattan Merthyr Mystery David Taylor
The Mardy Men (The Hardy Men, Stiller/Cruise 2013) Victoria Francis, Canton
Mamphis Belle Julian Hall, Barry
Men in Blackwood  
The Menai Stare At Goats Marc Brosnan, Pembs
Menai In Black Christian
Merthyr On The Orient Express Leon West
Mighty Morphin' Powys Rangers  
Midnight Cowbridge Christian
Midnight Cowboyo Marc Brosnan, Pembs
Minority Newport Christian
Ninian Dollar Baby Rob W, Cardiff (via London)
Miskin-geniality Little Jo, Cardiff
Mission In Pontypool Wayne McAuliffe, Big Little City
Moby Wick Mark Dickenson, Barry
Ystradd Mynach Of The Glen Dav, Cardiff
Ponty: Its Part In My Victory Jim Cochrane [Spike Milligan autobiography]
Merthyr, She Roath Rolan, Ireland / Christian
My Left Saundersfoot Big Gay Al
My Cousin Abergavenny Ali
Mystic Riverside G, Radyr
Much Ado About Ruthin Ali
Mumbles Fish Johnny Utah
Napoleon Blaenau-mite Little Jo, Cardiff
Natural Born Spillers Dan Nichols, Cardiff
Never Ending Storey Arms Ali Ba Ba
Nevern On A Sunday Daniel Glebe, Pembrokeshire
Never Say Nefin Again  
Knighton The Living Dead Chris, Pentyrch
Nil By Monmouth Ali
Nine And A Half Leeks Jimbo
No Conwy For Old Men Nikki Bedford, Caaaardiff
No Country For Mold Men Mark Dickenson
Not A Penylan More, Not A Penylan Less Hilary, was Penylan now Kent
North By North Wales Marc Brosnan, Pembs
Nosferatu: Phantom der Neath Nomm / Clive Reepe
Nosda-feratu Mark Dickenson, Barry
Notting Rhyl  
O Merthyr, Where Art Thou? Jupiter Jones
O Brother, Where You To? Dav, NZ
Osian's 11 Les Hale, Liverpool
Of Maes And Men Jonny Cotsen, Cardiff
Mold School Little Jo, Cardiff
Snowdon Golden Pond  
Once Upon A Time In UWIST Alan Bound
Once Upon A Time In Abertawe  
Our Man (in) Flint David Taylor
Our Man in Pontcanna Steve Dixon, Big Little City Cardiff
Paint Your Dragon Dan Nichols
The Painted Vale Sera H., Caerdydd
Twmpaths of Glorys Dan Nichols, again!
The Perfect Merthyr N Shaw, Barry
Peterstone Pan Math Fitt, Barry
Lampeter Pan Karl in Roath, like
The Canton of the Opera Stuart Williams (Big Little City)
The Pink Pantmawr Marc Brosnan, Pembs
Pirates of the Ceredigion: Curse of the Black Pwll @Jules1967
Pitch Bach Andrew Dyke, Gilfach Goch
Caerphillidelphia Jupiter Jones
Pont Break  
Point Brecon  
Ponty Mython & The Holy Grail Ali
Ponty Mython's Life Of Ieuan Matt Wintle
The Gower And The Glory Leon West, Cardiff
Powys, Texas Simon, Cardiff
The Coalman Always Rings Twice Hefin
The Powys & The Glory Steve Dixon, Big Little City Cardiff
Ponty Woman Mandie Merlin
Rob Brydon Prejudice  
Psycoed Simon, Cardiff
The Purple Rose of Caerau Dan Nichols
Porth Fiction Mandie Merlin, Cardiff
Radyr's Got The Lost Ark Jim Cochrane
Radyrs of the Splott Park Dan Nichols
Raging Builth N Shaw, Barry
Raging Bwlch Kath, over b'yer
Raglan Bull Simon
Brymbo: First Blood  
Red Dragon (FM) Johnny Utah
Remains of the Dai G, Radyr
Reservoir Groggs Dan Nichols
The Rhyl McCoy Johnny Utah
Risca Business Christian - our first ever one!
Robinson Croeso Anon., Big Little City Cardiff
Runaway St Brides Charlotte Taylor, Duffryn
Salem's Splott Rebecca Healan, Cardiff
Santa Clwyd The Movie Little Jo in the 'Diff
Saving Private Rhian Kath, b'yer mun
Saving Private Ryan Giggs Mark T, Cardiff
Scott Pyle-grim VS The World Rhod, Cardiff
Anglesey Of Love Christian
S4C No Evil, Hear No Evil The Hef, Cascade
See Splott Run Keith Rossiter, Wilmslow
Seven Sisters Act  
Se7ern Johnny Utah
The Lampshank Redemption David Taylor
Shooting Fishguard Matt W.
Silence Of The Lampeters  
Silence Of The Llans Pembs Girl
Singing in Lisvane Mandie Merlin
Philog Millionaire Dan Nichols
The Sins Of Cyfarther Mark Dickenson, Barry
Sheeping Beauty Dan Nichols
Sheepless in Seattle Pembs Girl
The Slipper & The Rhoose Anon., Big Little City Cardiff
Snowdon And The Severn Dwarfs G, Radyr
Some Like It Splott Karl, Cardiff
Spidermun Ed Nicholas
Wrexham Like It Hot  
South Wales Echo Park Johnny Utah
The Seven Year Cwtch Plwm Bob, Caerdiff (sic)
Splott The Dog Elpida Sarvani (Big Little City)
The St David's Day Massacre Christian
Stagecwtch Gerry, Cardiff
Star Trek: The Search For Splott Hef
Star Trecco Bay Nick, Canada
Star Wars: Return Of The Bleddau Matt, Chicago
Star Wars: Revenge Of The 'Diff Christian
Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Bach Gaby
Star Wars: Clydach Of The Clones Becky, Cardiff
Star Wars: The Canton Menace Ali
Caroline Street Fighter  
Eisteddfod Wives Helena
Sweet Home Abertawe Rachel Robst
The Sword Dinas Stone Keith Rossiter, Wilmslow
The Sword in the Rogerstone Leon West
The Taking Of Pengham 1,2,3 Mark "Gooba" Francisko
Taff Guys Johnny Utah
Tenby Things I Hate About You @Stewharb
The Tenby Commandments Mark "Gooba" / Marc Brosnan
There's Something About Abertillery Ali
There's Something About Maerdy Alan Bound
Things To Do In Denbigh When You're Dead Christian
Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Shw mae Bloody Dan Nichols again
Trethomas Crown Affair Alex, Cardiff
The Thomas Town Affair Mark Dickenson
The Thornhill Birds Anon., Big Little City Cardiff
There Will Be Blodwen Jude
The Day The Urdd Stodd Still Marc Brosnan, Pembs
They Died With Their Daps On Nix
They Died With Their Betsan Marc Brosnan, Pembs
The Third Mun Marc Brosnan, Pembs
This Is Ringland Dan Nichols
This Is Spinal Taff Simon, Cardiff
The Spy Who Came Off At The Coldra Dan N.
Tower Colliery Inferno G, Radyr
Towyn Inferno Mark Dickenson, Barry
Three-Tenby To Yuma Christian
Tirphil A Mockingbird Dan Nichols
To Cwtch a Thief Angela
To Rhyl A Mockingbird Marc Brosnan
To Kill A Mochyn Bird Mark Dickenson, Barry
Pentrebane-spotting Cuddles, in exile
TrainSplotting Emma Thompson
20,000 Leagues Under Swansea Nix, Cardiff
20,000 Leeks Under The Sea Mark Dickenson, Barry
28 Dais Later Vivian, Wilsthire
28 Leeks Later Nick Machin, Splott
Pentwyn Peaks Helena
Pentwyn Town Ali
Towyn Town Cefynxt, by yer like
Two Days In The Valleys  
2001: A Space Oswestry Dan
Twp Gun Simon, Cardiff
24-Hour Ponty People  
Under Blackwood  
Valleys Of The Dolls Marc Brosnan, Pembs
Llanilar Skies Dan Nichols
Vanishing Pont Keith Rossiter, Llanfairwilmslow
Fairwatership Down Robert Gatheridge, Cardiff
Watership Down Over By There Jan Hesford, Somerset
We Need To Talk About Cefn Claire Hawes, Exiled in England
West Side Storey Arms or Westra Side Story Marc Brosnan
What Lies By-Neath Johnny Utah
What's Eating Gylfach Grape? Hef, Gylfach
When Barry Met Sully The Hutt
Llanharry Met Sally Anon., Big Little City Cardiff
Wenvoe Barry Met Sully Math Fitt, Barry
Where Angels Fear To Tredegar Michael, London
Where Eagles Aberdare  
Who Aberdare Wins Tim Powell, Cardiff
Huw Framed Roger Rabbit Hef, Gylfach
Who Framed Rogerstone Rabbit Marc Brosnan
Whitchurch of Eastwick Jo, Cardiff
Wild At Clart Dav, Cardiff
Wild Wild Haverfordwest Mandie Merlin
Leckwithnail & I Paddy (Big Little City Cardiff)
Ystwyth-nail & I Dan Nichols
Without A Clwyd Leon West, Cardiff
The Wizard Of Oswestry Kath
Wind in the Wylfa Sioncyn, Brum
Zu-Llew Jeremy Arter, Over by Here(ford)

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